teentitanlover1990
spookyjazz:


Advertiser:The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce … Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it’s blue, Zinthos goes with everything.
[continuing rapidly] Zinthos isn’t right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and the growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying “Zinthos” and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. - New blue Zinthos!

One of my favorite moments from the Titans! ( ˘ ³˘)❤

spookyjazz:

Advertiser:
The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce … Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it’s blue, Zinthos goes with everything.

[continuing rapidly] Zinthos isn’t right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and the growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet, and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying “Zinthos” and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. - New blue Zinthos!

One of my favorite moments from the Titans! ( ˘ ³˘)❤

fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin

fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

Finally a holiday for penguins.